Cabin Class
Upgrade to first class.
More boulders. Stranger decades. A choice of narrators. A drawer full of boarding passes.
Economy
$0
forever
- ✓ 1 avalanche per 24 hours
- ✓ 3 boulder choices (your 20s, first job, that breakup)
- ✓ Full 12-line rhyming poem
- ✓ TTS narration (default voice)
- ✓ Downloadable boarding-pass PDF
- ✓ Public share link
recommended
First Class
$2.99
one-time, lifetime access
- ✓ Unlimited daily avalanches
- ✓ All 9 boulders unlocked
- └ the dream you stopped having
- └ the friend you ghosted
- └ the wedding you skipped
- └ the version of you in another city
- └ the call you never returned
- ✓ 4 narrator voices
- ✓ Personal gallery of every boarding pass
- ✓ Replayable narration audio
Pre-flight FAQ
Is this a subscription?
No. $2.99, one time. Lifetime first-class on this single airline.
Will the poem actually rhyme with my name?
Lines 2, 4, 6, 8, 10, and 12 are all forced into rhyme with your first name. Sometimes near-rhyme. Always uncomfortably accurate.
Why a boarding pass?
Because grief is easier when laminated.
Can I get a refund?
You can keep your boarding passes regardless. We don't deplane.